Dinner Gone Wrong: A Recipe Inspired by Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter is serving the Dursley's and Aunt Marge a delightful dinner. As seen in thee clip below, things go terribly wrong.

As we can see, during the dinner Aunt Marge makes some terrible comments about Harry's parents, causing him to become angry and unable to control his powers. He began to "inflate" Aunt Marge, causing her to float away. Before all of this happened, the family was enjoying a delicious meal. Below is a recipe for one of my favorite meals. You will eat so much of this meal, you will feel like Marge; inflated.

Buffalo Chicken Calzone with Blue Cheese Dip:

Ingredients:

1. 2 chicken breast halves diced
2. 1 cup of mozzarella cheese, shredded
3. 2/3 cup tomato sauce 
4. 1 tsp hot sauce 
5. 1 pound of pizza dough thawed
6. 1 tbsp olive oil
7. 2 tsp grated Parmesan 

Ingredients for dip:

1. 1 cup of sour cream
2. 1/3 cup blue cheese, crumbled
3. 2 tbsp fresh chives, chopped

Directions:

1. Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F and coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray
2. In a large bowl, combine chicken, cheese, tomato sauce, and hot sauce. Mix well and set aside.
3. Roll dough out using a rolling pin into a 12-inch circle. Spread chicken mixture over half of the circle, to within 1-inch of the edge. Fold over the half with no mixture on it so that it meets the other side, forming a half moon. Pinch the edges together to seal. 
4. Put the calzone on to the baking sheet and brush the top with olive oil. Sprinkle the top with Parmesan. Using a sharp knife, make a few slits in the top to allow steam to escape during cooking. Bake 15 minutes, until puffed up and golden brown. Let cool for 5 minutes before serving. 

For the dip:

1. While the calzone is baking, in a small bowl, combing sour cream, blue cheese and chives. 
2. Serve calzone sliced with sour cream dip on the side. 

Though this recipe is not in Harry Potter, or really has anything to do with Harry Potter, you will eat a lot of it because it's so good. After eating all of that, you will look and feel exactly like Aunt Marge in the clip above. This recipe is directed more towards the muggles, since my first two posts were directed more towards the wizards. 

I solemnly swear I am up to no good,

-Brittany